Bishop Quote by William Safire

It was a blonde. A blonde to make a bishop kick a hole in a stained-glass window.

— Raymond Chandler

Television's perfect. You turn a few knobs, a few of those mechanical adjustments at which the higher apes are so proficient, and lean back…

— Raymond Chandler

“She poured us some more Scotch. It didn't seem to affect her any more than water affects Boulder Dam.”

— Raymond Chandler

Chandler's the guy everybody thinks will do well with women, but he thinks too much and says the wrong thing.

— Matthew Perry

My greatest crush was Chandler from 'Friends'. And Goran Ivanisevic.

— Miranda Hart

I don't even know who Michael Chandler is.

— Donald Cerrone

Chandler was how old when he first touched a girl's breasts?

— Rachel Green

I thought I was the last American weirdo then I met Chris Chandler.

— Mojo Nixon

I loved playing Chandler. I grew up playing that part.

— Matthew Perry

When I was in college, there were dollar movie nights. I went to see 'The Long Goodbye,' which was based on one of Chandler's…

— Michael Connelly

I love Hammett, never liked Chandler - I'm one of the few.

— Donald E. Westlake

[Raymond] Chandler, I reread him, and there's a lot of bad writing there. I don't think he knew much about people.

— James Ellroy