Quote by William Lashner Download Open image ““it’s a characteristic of the species malepenus stupidius.”” — William Lashner ★ ★ ★ ★ ★ 4.2 out of 5 (9 ratings) Copy quoteShare
“You see it in all animals—the female of the species is more deadly than the male.” — Mindy McGinnis Copy Share Image
“At least I now knew that the male species were asses no matter what planet they hailed from.” — Jennifer L. Armentrout Copy Share Image
“The stupidity with which he was favoured by nature must guard his courtship from any charm that could make a woman wish for its… — Jane Austen Copy Share Image
“He’s a boy. The male species reacts incorrectly ninety-nine percent of the time.” — M. Lathan Copy Share Image
“But sometimes the males of the species brought home shiny, beautiful things, with hope burning in their hearts.” — Sherry Thomas Copy Share Image
“She knows, because She warns him, and Her instincts never fail, That the Female of Her Species is more deadly than the Male.” — Richelle Mead Copy Share Image
“A bit like a preying mantis that doesn’t prey—a non-preying mantis if you like.” — Douglas Adams Copy Share Image
“Nothing demonstrates this more than man's intelligence: it has a capacity far beyond what would have been necessary in animal terms.” — Aharon Feldman Copy Share Image
“...He gave such a vulnerable impression. He resembled the leaf that a little boy strikes down from its branch with a stick, because its… — Robert Walser Copy Share Image
“An ancient predator walks amongst us. He is neither man nor animal. He is the by passer of evolution, a blight on creationism, and… — Robert G. Moons Copy Share Image
“We were, all of us, prisoners of our character, unable to alter our true inner natures. When we said we had changed, what had… — William Lashner Copy Share Image
I try to write stories that are thrilling and full of mystery and funny all at the same time, stories that raise moral questions… — William Lashner Copy Share Image
“Unlike the rest of you, I cheerfully admit to my own utter selfishness. I am self-made, self-absorbed, self-serving, self-referential, even self-deprecating, in a charming… — William Lashner Copy Share Image
“It’s all part of the bartender’s creed: make them fresh, make them cold, but most of all, if they’re a little overeager, make them… — William Lashner Copy Share Image
“That was part of the job, to pretend to listen, to feign concern. There are three professions who play at that game; barkeeps are… — William Lashner Copy Share Image
“I received some really bad news. I’m not okay.” A bolt of terror slashed through me. She had some sort of disease, I could… — William Lashner Copy Share Image
“There I sat, in the wreckage of my apartment, in the wreckage of my life – no love, no prospects, a gnawing sense of… — William Lashner Copy Share Image
“Class divisions as clear as those between Harrington and myself always bring out my best, or at least my most petty.” — William Lashner Copy Share Image
“The campus was Disney-fascist, a relentlessly upbeat place to wither and die.” — William Lashner Copy Share Image
“It was still quiet at the bar, early afternoon, before the happy-hour crowd arrived with their after-work bonhomie, and even as the barkeep kept… — William Lashner Copy Share Image
