"There is no income tax in Russia. But…" — Will Rogers

There is no income tax in Russia. But there's no income. - Will Rogers

"There is no income tax in Russia. But there's no income."

— Will Rogers

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622 Quotes by Will Rogers

Will Rogers has 622 quotes on this site. A few more worth reading:

The budget is like a mythical bean bag. Congress votes mythical beans into it, then reaches in and tries to…
The taxpayers are sending congressmen on expensive trips abroad. It might be worth it except they keep coming back
So the question rises: How much liberty can you get away with? Well, you get no more liberty than you…
No man can be condemned for owning a dog. As long as he has a dog, he has a friend;…
A fool and his money are soon elected.
She was so ugly she could make a mule back away from an oat bin.
Every time we have an election, we get in worse men and the country keeps right on going. Times have…
I traveled a good deal all over the world, and I got along pretty good in all these foreign countries,…
There isn't any finer folks living than a Republican that votes the Democratic ticket.
The Republicans have their splits right after election and Democrats have theirs just before an election.
Communism is like prohibition, it is a good idea, but it won't work.
Coolidge is a better example of evolution than either Bryan or Darrow, for he knows when not to talk, which…

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Wit is educated insolence. — Aristotle
The gods too are fond of a joke. — Aristotle
It is unbecoming for young men to utter maxims. — Aristotle
People who think they know everything are a great annoyance to those of us who do. — Isaac Asimov
I do not fear computers. I fear the lack of them. — Isaac Asimov
Meanwhile, fears of universal disaster sank to an all time low over the world. — Isaac Asimov
O Lord, help me to be pure, but not yet. — Saint Augustine
Give me chastity and continence, but not yet. — Saint Augustine
If I had to live my life again, I'd make the same mistakes, only sooner. — Tallulah Bankhead
No man should marry until he has studied anatomy and dissected at least one woman. — HonorÈ De Balzac
It is easier to be a lover than a husband for the simple reason that it is more difficult to… — HonorÈ De Balzac
Flying is learning how to throw yourself at the ground and miss. — Douglas Adams

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