"Humor springs from rage, hay fever, overdue rent……" — Will Cuppy
"Humor springs from rage, hay fever, overdue rent and miscellaneous hell."
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31 Quotes by Will Cuppy
Will Cuppy has 31 quotes on this site.
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Aristotle taught that the brain exists merely to cool the blood and is not involved in the process of thinking.…
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If a cat does something, we call it instinct; if we do the same thing, for the same reason, we…
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As Darwin puts it in The Descent of Man, 'Male snakes, though appearing so sluggish, are amorous.' Isn't that just…
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Caesar might have married Cleopatra, but he had a wife at home. There's always something.
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Armadillos make affectionate pets, if you need affection that much.
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Let's not be too quick to blame the human race for everything. A great many species of animals became extinct…
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The Dodo never had a chance. He seems to have been invented for the sole purpose of becoming extinct and…
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Etiquette means behaving yourself a little better than is absolutely essential.
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My philosophy of life can be summed up in four words: It can't be helped.
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I do not travel. I am not much of an extrovert, and I'm not much interested in extroverted objects. I…
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A few Cobras in your home will soon clear it of Rats and Mice. Of course, you will still have…
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The sloth lives his life upside down. He is perfectly comfortable that way. If the blood rushes to his head,…
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