Quote by Will Christopher Baer

“I think of animals in cages, pressed close against each other.”

— Will Christopher Baer

Love is like a reptile, you cut off its tail and it grows another one." Kiss Me Judas

— Will Christopher Baer

“Arms and legs thrashing. The hammer of blood. I’m coming, says Jude. And holds her breath. Orgasm is brief, nonviolent. What color? I say…

— Will Christopher Baer

“I'm going to kill Jude this afternoon for fun, then eat my own putrid kidney for dinner.”

— Will Christopher Baer

“He has the expression of someone who wishes the rain would stop.”

— Will Christopher Baer

“All superheroes had pretty much the same problem. Batman was flash and sexy compared to Bruce Wayne and even Robin was a lot cooler…

— Will Christopher Baer

And my life went to pieces, like a love letter in the rain.

— Will Christopher Baer

I am so stupid, so easily fooled. It's really almost funny. If I could lift a finger I would gladly kill myself.

— Will Christopher Baer

“It's been too long since I sat so close to a woman and my first impulse is to move away.”

— Will Christopher Baer

“...men are much softer than women, more sentimental. They cry at the movies and pretend not to. The male of the species is weak.…

— Will Christopher Baer

“Multiple personalities. Don't freak out but I'm pretty sure I have them. Not a clinical thing, not a disease. But a distraction to be…

— Will Christopher Baer

Reality is in the business of killing off fiction.

— Will Christopher Baer