Humor Quote by Wendy Higgins Download Open image ““I can't believe I'm about to drink with my father- this is wrong on so many levels.”” — Wendy Higgins ★ ★ ★ ★ ★ 4.1 out of 5 (6 ratings) Copy quoteShare Humor
“My father always said not to drink when you had secrets to keep. You never know what might come out. ” — C.M. Owens Copy Share Image
“I stopped loving my father at some point while I was a drunk. I began hating him after I became sober.” — Volatalistic Phil Copy Share Image
“My slurred speech isn’t from one or nine drinks too many, it’s from my father.” — Kris Kidd Copy Share Image
“There are thousands of reasons why I shouldn't drink... but I can't think of one right now.” — Shemp Howard Copy Share Image
“all my parents do is drink. They hate me. Do you know what it's like waking up every morning knowing you're not good enough?… — Ben Mikaelsen Copy Share Image
“Life really comes down to two problems. You are either drinking too much or you are not drinking enough.” — David Alejandro Fearnhead Copy Share Image
“He claims not to be drinking, but I don’t think he knows what this means.” — Nick Flynn Copy Share Image
“I'm okay with meeting your dad. I can't promise he's going to be okay meeting me.” — Katie McGarry Copy Share Image
“I tried to warn you, But girls never listen. Got your innocence insured? ’Cause it’s ’bout to be stolen Right out from under your… — Wendy Higgins Copy Share Image
“I stole glances at Kaidan's bare skin while the others were busy talking. That's my boyfriend right there, I silently announced.” — Wendy Higgins Copy Share Image
“Self-pity was like wearing a wool jacket in the sweltering heat, and I wanted it gone.” — Wendy Higgins Copy Share Image
“Tequila, anyone?” he asked our group, but his eyes were on me. “Hell, yeah, K, break it out,” Blake said. I tried to take… — Wendy Higgins Copy Share Image
“Let me undress you. Not all the way...just as you were today at Blake's. Please. Let me see you again” — Wendy Higgins Copy Share Image
“Supposedly Kaidan’s having a difficult time ’cause he can’t say swear words in every sentence,” Marna said with a smile. “He’s determined to find… — Wendy Higgins Copy Share Image
“How people’s passionate beliefs, often about similar things, just with different names, can drive such a fervent wedge between cultures.” — Wendy Higgins Copy Share Image
“This is my friend Veronica,” I told him. “And this is Kaidan.” “Oh, I've heard all about you.” Veronica gave him a big smile.… — Wendy Higgins Copy Share Image
“Have you ever cheated on a girlfriend? Jay squinted at her. "No. I wouldn't." "You would." she [Ginger] corrected him. "Everyone cheats." "That's not… — Wendy Higgins Copy Share Image
“Well, I don’t know about you girls,” Patti called out, “but I’m starving. You wanna help me throw everything together before I go check… — Wendy Higgins Copy Share Image
“I wondered what kind of sexy getup Kaidan would be wearing. Maybe Adam in a loincloth?” — Wendy Higgins Copy Share Image
'Mad TV' is one of my most favorite shows of all time and is a huge part of my obsession with sketch comedy. — Shane Dawson Copy Share Image
When you step out and do a song in a musical, the easier thing to do is make it funny. But when those transitions… — Kelli O'Hara Copy Share Image
In my opinion, sexiness comes down to three things: chemistry, sense of humor, and treatment of waitstaff at restaurants. — Rhoda Janzen Copy Share Image
“...I haven't guessed where your shirt is from yet Bane, but I don't think it'll matter once it's underwater!' Tristan looked at Bane questioningly.… — S.K. Munt Copy Share Image
“Be careful about reading health books. Some fine day you'll die of a misprint.” — Markus Herz Copy Share Image
“Not wise, perhaps, to be rude to the Pope's favorite son, but my viper tongue still required a fool now and then on which… — Kate Quinn Copy Share Image
In the future, I would like to do more films with contemporary themes. Perhaps comedy, which is something I have done in theater but… — Luke Evans Copy Share Image
“[S]ometimes, when you are a food person, the possible irrelevance of what you are doing doesn’t cross your mind until it’s too late. (Once,… — Nora Ephron Copy Share Image
If you were to send a werewolf to the moon, would he be a werewolf permanently? — Kristen Schaal Copy Share Image
“ “Do Southerners laugh at different things than Northerners do? Yes, I say--Northerners.” Roy Blount, Jr., Roy Blount’s Book of Southern Humor” — Deborah Ford Copy Share Image
