Arse Quote by Wendell Mayes

“Kings and philosophers shit, and so do ladies. Even on the highest throne in the world, we are seated still upon our arses.”

— Michel de Montaigne

The greatest monarch on the proudest throne is obliged to sit upon his own arse.

— Benjamin Franklin

No matter how high or great the throne, What sits on it is the same as your own.

— Yip Harburg

Im sitting in a chair but in the future its a throne.

— Drake

The first thing I said if I sat on the Iron Throne would probably be, 'Ouch!' It's actually painful because it's made of swords.…

— Eugene Simon

“Then I have an ivory chair high to sit upon, Almost like my father's chair, which is an ivory throne; There I sit uplift…

— G. Norman Lippert

“The idiot child they’ve placed on the throne does not impress with his acumen.”

— Charles Stross

“My nephew is not fit to sit a privy, let alone the Iron Throne.”

— George R.R. Martin

What is a throne? A chair; ornamented but a poisonous chair!

— Mehmet Murat Ildan

Now we are expected to be as wise as men who have had generations of all the help there is, and we scarcely anything.

— Louisa May Alcott

“Look at the body as a royal chariot to which the ignorant cling, while the wise let go.”

— Thích Nhất Hạnh