"I am an expert of electricity. My father……" — W.C. Fields

I am an expert of electricity. My father occupied the chair of… - W.C. Fields

"I am an expert of electricity. My father occupied the chair of applied electricity at the state prison."

— W.C. Fields

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Theology is a science of mind applied to God. — Henry Ward Beecher
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I do not say a proverb is amiss when aptly and reasonably applied, but to be forever discharging them, right… — Miguel de Cervantes
Sanely applied advertising could remake the world. — Stuart Chase
If the Nuremberg laws were applied, then every post-war American president would have been hanged. — Noam Chomsky
Common sense is the measure of the possible; it is composed of experience and prevision; it is calculation applied to… — Henri Frédéric Amiel
Common sense is calculation applied to life. — Henri Frédéric Amiel
Theology is only thought applied to religion. — Gilbert K. Chesterton
If we don't rededicate ourselves to education with the same attitude Americans have applied to going to the moon and… — Meg Whitman
A good solution applied with vigor now is better than a perfect solution applied ten minutes later. — George S. Patton
When you authorised Congress to borrow money, and to contract debts, for carrying on the late war, you could not… — David Ramsey

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