Dad Quote by Warren Zevon Download Open image “Send lawyers, guns, and money. Dad, get me out of this.” — Warren Zevon ★ ★ ★ ★ ★ 4.8 out of 5 (3 ratings) Copy quoteShare Dad Family Gun Guns Guns Money Lawyer Lawyers Guns Money Money Dad Send Lawyers
Listen, I come from the most screwed-up dysfunctional situation. You've got violence. Police at your house. Your dad's gone. Nowhere to live. I want… — Dabo Swinney Copy Share Image
I promise you, anybody given the choice of that kind of money or having to make a phone call to tell your dad that… — Jennifer Lawrence Copy Share Image
Dads are the appendix of humanity. They should just be taken out before they start causing problems. — Nick Burd Copy Share Image
Here is a little tip for all of you. Don't come out to your father in a moving vehicle. — Kate Clinton Copy Share Image
I tell my children, look at what your father did, you can do anything you want. — Chris Eubank Sr Copy Share Image
Every day after work, my mom and I go shopping. My dad is about to kill me. I say, We need it, daddy! — Miley Cyrus Copy Share Image
Come on fathers, don't hesitate, send them off before it's too late. Be the first one on the block to have your boy come… — Country Joe McDonald Copy Share Image
I'd like to go back to Paris someday and visit the Lourve museum, get a good running start, and hurl myself at the wall. — Warren Zevon Copy Share Image
But I can't say that I didn't like John Hammond's performances often better than the originals. — Warren Zevon Copy Share Image
Well, first of all, let me say that I might have made a tactical error in not going to a physician for 20 years.… — Warren Zevon Copy Share Image
“We love to buy books because we believe we're buying the time to read them. [ Inside Out (VH1)]” — Warren Zevon Copy Share Image
Grandma, please. It’s okay. Dad’s doing a great job. I give him kudos for at least being calm and rational, and not losing his… — Sherrilyn Kenyon Copy Share Image
As a family, we all loved the Flyers. To me, rooting for the Flyers were how I bonded with my dad especially. — Adam F. Goldberg Copy Share Image
My greatest memories as a kid were playing sports with my dad and watching sports with my dad. — Mark Teixeira Copy Share Image
Here I am, 11 years old, and these grown men have to give it everything they have to beat me. In one part of… — Karch Kiraly Copy Share Image
I always remember what my dad told me when I decided to turn into an actor. He was emphatic that whatever I do, I… — Karthi Copy Share Image
My mom and dad had the relationship that I want, and they were teammates. They were always equal 50/50. — Becca Kufrin Copy Share Image
The child who ran weeping to you with a cut finger is now brought home, smiling gamely, with a broken collarbone and incredible contusions-… — Pam Brown Copy Share Image
My father was the role model I looked up. My dad was an entertainer, too. I patterned my life after him. He wanted me… — Tracy Morgan Copy Share Image
Most people are sensitized to animals through their cats and dogs, but for me it was a flounder. I used to go fishing with… — Dan Mathews Copy Share Image
I saw this anti-drug commercial that showed a kid smoking pot in his dad's room with his friend. This kid finds a gun, the… — Bill Maher Copy Share Image
It's something he used to say when he was happy. It could be a very, very simple day. We might be sitting out on… — Jennifer Grant Copy Share Image
I talk to my dad all the time, he's more like my buddy than my father, and he's not happy that I use him… — David Spade Copy Share Image