"I'm really funny now." — Wanda Sykes

"I'm really funny now."

— Wanda Sykes

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62 Quotes by Wanda Sykes

Wanda Sykes has 62 quotes on this site. A few more worth reading:

I'm here today because I refused to be unhappy. I took a chance.
When my wife and I leave California, I want to have my marriage recognized in Nevada, Arizona, all the way…
Being gay is harder than being black. I didn't have to come out black. I didn't have to tell my…
L.A. is nothing but a bunch of driving, and I hate all that damn driving 'cause it interferes with my…
We never hid anything from the kids. I feel whole again, I really do. I've told them, 'Mommy's boo-boo is…
I like doing a bunch of different things, being all over the place.
I guess because of my act, people think that I say things they want to say, and that they can…
I'm going to leave The Wanda Sykes Show and try to get her job because $5 million ain't too bad!
I think Rush Limbaugh was the 20th hijacker but he was just so strung out on Oxycontin he missed his…
Should I talk about [having breast cancer]? Because how many things could I have? You know black, lesbian - I'm…
I think the worst one [indian mascot] is the Cleveland Indians' Big Chief Wahoo. It's just a red face on…
I hope his kidneys fail, how about that? He needs a waterboarding, that's what he needs.

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