Wanda Sykes Quotes

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• I'm here today because I refused to be unhappy. I took a chance. Chance
• When my wife and I leave California, I want to have my marriage recognized in Nevada, Arizona, all the way to New York. How can… All
• Being gay is harder than being black. I didn't have to come out black. I didn't have to tell my parents about what its like… Black
• L.A. is nothing but a bunch of driving, and I hate all that damn driving 'cause it interferes with my drinking. All
• We never hid anything from the kids. I feel whole again, I really do. I've told them, 'Mommy's boo-boo is much better now.' Better
• I like doing a bunch of different things, being all over the place. All
• I guess because of my act, people think that I say things they want to say, and that they can just come up and say… Act
• I'm going to leave The Wanda Sykes Show and try to get her job because $5 million ain't too bad! Bad
• I think Rush Limbaugh was the 20th hijacker but he was just so strung out on Oxycontin he missed his flight ... Rush Limbaugh -… Country
• Should I talk about [having breast cancer]? Because how many things could I have? You know black, lesbian - I'm like, I can't be the… Black
• I think the worst one [indian mascot] is the Cleveland Indians' Big Chief Wahoo. It's just a red face on a baseball with a big,… All
• I hope his kidneys fail, how about that? He needs a waterboarding, that's what he needs. Fail
• It wasn't until I became more confident with myself and I put myself forward instead of the jokes; at first it was put the jokes… Became
• If you're passionate about your work, it makes the people around you want to be involved too. Involved
• I'm a black, gay woman. I think the only way to make the GOP hate me more is if I sent them a video of… Black
• If you don't believe in same-sex marriage, then don't marry somebody of the same sex. Believe
• How can you stop people from loving each other? How can you get upset about loving? Each
• Don't bother me while I'm eating, or when I'm coming out of the crackhouse or something. Just let me get going. Bother
• I'm really funny now. Funny
• My worlds collide. When one things happens, it just starts a domino effect - everything else goes on. Collide

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