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...Never tell a ticket agent, "As a matter of fact, I DID accept items from persons unknown to me! A nice man in a…

— Seanbaby

I've got a lot of folks who want to get rid of TSA, a bunch of them.

— Mike Rogers

Don't you hate it when...your suitcase is the last one off the airplane?

— Andy Rooney

“Go to any airport in this country and you’ll see how well our government is dealing with the terrible danger you’re in. TSA staffers…

— Ann Medlock

Everything TSA does is reactionary - first they ban the box cutters, then of course you have to take your shoes off, then you…

— John Mica

I'm a little disappointed I didn't get fiddled with by a TSA agent at the airport. I feel unwanted. Maybe next time.

— William Regal

United Airlines: Passengers are our worst enemy. We're not too fond of luggage either.

— David Letterman

Never try to be witty with U.S. airport officials. It's always lost on them and you'll find yourself being put back on the plane.

— Johnny Vegas

If the security personnel do their job properly, they just might cause you to miss your plane, thereby possibly saving your life.

— Dave Barry

Funny, isn't it? The airlines go to all that trouble to keep you from taking a gun on board, then they just hand you…

— Dave Barry

Getting on a plane, I told the ticket lady, 'Send one of my bags to New York, one to Los Angeles, and one to…

— Hussein Nishah

I love to travel with my own hot sauce, and I have it in packets so I no longer have to be disturbed by…

— Wendy Williams