Animal Quote by Vita Sackville-West

Noah, if we were to get married, you couldn't date anymore.

— Julie Garwood

“Your marriage won't last. Tell Noah the truth; be fair. When you do, come find me, and I'll give you that baby.”

— Tarryn Fisher

The concept of marriage must have been thought up by an unimaginative pig.

— Albert Einstein

Noah's wife, who said to him after 40 days and 40 nights, It's your turn to spread the papers on the floor! Never got a dinner!

— Red Buttons

The failure of so many marriages is due to their getting married out of animal passion and not out of love.

— Samael Aun Weor

“I know that man started animal husbandry thousands of years ago, and I think it’s disgusting. Men and animals should never be allowed to…

— Jarod Kintz

“It seems as if, in making a marriage, either the individual or the interest of the species must come off badly.”

— Alain de Botton

Marriage probably originated as a straightforward food-for-sex deal among foraging primates. Compatibility was not a big issue, nor, of course, was there any tension…

— Barbara Ehrenreich

“Our marriage has always been an island, a safe place where sea-dragons and monstrous creatures can’t reach us. Now we’re letting them in, gnashing…

— Nina Lane

The curse of marriage That we can call these delicate creatures ours And not their appetites!

— William Shakespeare

“After twenty-two years of marriage, we had outgrown the challenge of making something out of nothing. The nesting instincts just weren't there anymore. I…

— Erma Bombeck

Noah must have taken into the Ark two taxes, one male and one female. And did they multiply bountifully! Next to guinea pigs, taxes…

— Will Rogers