Quote by Vince McMahon

“I hope you told him you'd rather cram your cock in the ass of a bear with inflamed hemorroids than ever be in his…

— Suzanne Wright

“I told him that when I was young I had seen two dogs copulating in a field, and whenever I contemplate myself having intercourse,…

— Arthur Mathews

“The elephant in the room is my limp penis.”

— Jarod Kintz

“I reckon you could go ahead and shoot that dog and git you another one with regular anal sacs and wouldn’t nobody be the…

— John Green

“I couldn’t even masturbate without fearing I’d cry out his name and scare the damn dog.”

— Karina Halle

“Every time a dog humps your leg, you're being raped. #metoo”

— Oliver Markus Malloy

“I'm going to drink his blood, I'm going to chew up his heart and spit it into the gutter for the dogs to raise…

— Richard Stark

“My cat’s name is Mr. Dog, and My penis’ name is Mr. Beaver. Ah, but that’s life, no?”

— Jarod Kintz

“My big studly giraffe." "My little horny monkey.”

— Jim Provenzano

“I sprayed my dog with off and he still sits in my favorite chair!!”

— Neil Leckman

“THE IMPULSE IS TO SQUEEZE AND FONDLE BABY WILD ANIMALS BUT THEN THEY'D BE BROKEN AND WHAT GOOD WOULD THEY BE?”

— Jenny Holzer

“The dog is not bored. It's not like he's waiting for me to give him a fucking Rubik's Cube. He's a goddamned dog.”

— Justin Halpern