Humor Quote by Van Krishna Download Open image ““Well, the only logical explanation is that all of my clothes shrunk!”” — Van Krishna ★ ★ ★ ★ ★ 3.7 out of 5 (4 ratings) Copy quoteShare Humor
“There were clothes, and then somehow, there were far less clothes.” — Christina Boyd Copy Share Image
“As a child, I get new clothes so rarely that when I do, I put off wearing them. It then happens that when the… — Weike Wang Copy Share Image
“You never realize how much of your background is sewn into the lining of your clothes.” — Tom Wolfe Copy Share Image
“and realize that as long as we all choose to walk around clothed, the laundry will never really be finished.” — Myquillyn Smith Copy Share Image
“If you're warm enough when you set out, you're wearing too many clothes.” — Michelle Paver Copy Share Image
“The 2XL shirt was still too small, leaving an exposed band of pale skin muffining out of his jeans.” — Michael J. Sullivan Copy Share Image
“I wanted clothes about me because I felt I had been bone stripped. The solid knowable shape had gone.” — Jeanette Winterson Copy Share Image
“If I waited for a proper occasion to dress up, I'd never wear half of these clothes. Put on the clothes and you make… — Erin Kelly Copy Share Image
“She was wrapped in my jacket, almost swallowed by it. You never realize how small a woman is until she wears your clothes.” — James Russell Lingerfelt Copy Share Image
“Me and my girlfriend aren’t a good fit. Her clothes are much too small for me.” — Jarod Kintz Copy Share Image
“Would you just fall in love with me already so I can stop acting normal.” — Van Krishna Copy Share Image
“When taking a bullet for someone, make sure they're not the one pulling the trigger.” — Van Krishna Copy Share Image
“I'm going to ignore him, but he better fucking notice me ignoring him.” — Van Krishna Copy Share Image
“If you pay close attention, you can feel the shift of that exact moment when, for reasons still not known, your life will never… — Van Krishna Copy Share Image
“No women does anything by accident. Brushing against you, trying to pass by you, bending over to pick something up...all traps man. All traps.” — Van Krishna Copy Share Image
'Mad TV' is one of my most favorite shows of all time and is a huge part of my obsession with sketch comedy. — Shane Dawson Copy Share Image
When you step out and do a song in a musical, the easier thing to do is make it funny. But when those transitions… — Kelli O'Hara Copy Share Image
In my opinion, sexiness comes down to three things: chemistry, sense of humor, and treatment of waitstaff at restaurants. — Rhoda Janzen Copy Share Image
“...I haven't guessed where your shirt is from yet Bane, but I don't think it'll matter once it's underwater!' Tristan looked at Bane questioningly. Bane rolled his eyes and stage whispered: 'She asked why I cared so much about getting her dirty, teary face all my new shirt earlier, and asked where I got it from anyway. I said: 'Guess',… — S.K. Munt Copy Share
“Be careful about reading health books. Some fine day you'll die of a misprint.” — Markus Herz Copy Share Image
“Not wise, perhaps, to be rude to the Pope's favorite son, but my viper tongue still required a fool now and then on which… — Kate Quinn Copy Share Image
In the future, I would like to do more films with contemporary themes. Perhaps comedy, which is something I have done in theater but… — Luke Evans Copy Share Image
“[S]ometimes, when you are a food person, the possible irrelevance of what you are doing doesn’t cross your mind until it’s too late. (Once, for example, when I was just starting out in the food business, I was hired by the caper people to develop a lot of recipes using capers, and it was weeks of tossing capers into just… — Nora Ephron Copy Share
If you were to send a werewolf to the moon, would he be a werewolf permanently? — Kristen Schaal Copy Share Image
“ “Do Southerners laugh at different things than Northerners do? Yes, I say--Northerners.” Roy Blount, Jr., Roy Blount’s Book of Southern Humor” — Deborah Ford Copy Share
