"Never make eye contact while eating a banana.…" — Sjt
"Never make eye contact while eating a banana. :D"
More Banana Quotes
- My family would be supportive if I said I wanted to be a Martian, wear only banana skins, make love… — Casey Affleck
- Technology has the shelf life of a banana. — Scott McNealy
- You never know where to look when eating a banana. — Peter Kay
- Never say, and never take seriously anyone who says, 'I cannot believe that so-and-so could have evolved by gradual selection.'… — Richard Dawkins
- The adjective is the banana peel of the parts of speech. — Clifton Fadiman
- Painful as it may be to hear it, there's nothing special about the people of this country that sets them… — Unknown Author
- I would rather play Chiquita Banana and have my swimming pool than play Bach and starve. — Unknown Author
- Sister Maria Martinez whom I believe I've mentioned before has been giving me cooking classes. Today I learned how to… — Adele Griffin
- My mother always used to say: 'The older you get, the better you get, unless you're a banana.' — Betty White
- To begin... To begin... How to start? I'm hungry. I should get coffee. Coffee would help me think. Maybe I… — Nicolas Cage
- If this Government cannot get the adjustment, get manufacturing going again, and keep moderate wage outcomes and a sensible economic… — Paul Keating
- No fruit dies so vile and offensive a death as the banana... — Kiran Desai