"Little Johnny came downstairs bellowing lustily. His mother……" — Nate

"Little Johnny came downstairs bellowing lustily. His mother asked, Whats the matter now? Dad was hanging pictures, and just hit his thumb with a hammer, said Johnny through his tears. Thats not so serious, soothed his mother. I know youre upset, but a big boy like you shouldnt cry at something like that. Why didnt you just laugh? I did! sobbed Johnny."

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