Now Dad Quotes
- Teddy said it was a hat, So I put it on. Now dad is saying, "where the heck's the toilet plunger gone? — Shel Silverstein
- Nick glowered at Ash. "Are we through now, Dad? Can I go play with my friends if I promise to be a good boy? I'll… — Sherrilyn Kenyon
- Little Johnny came downstairs bellowing lustily. His mother asked, Whats the matter now? Dad was hanging pictures, and just hit his thumb with a hammer,… — Nate