"Let me tell you a little story about……" — Tiga

"Let me tell you a little story about a guy called Johnny. He's got the 2.25 kids, the washer, dryer, he's livin' the dream. But one day something comes along called an internet. Then guess what, Johnny goes cyber. He's buying memory sticks, he's having an affair with an 8 bit version of his wife. He's re-tweeting Diplo. As Billy Idol said on his 93 album Cyberpunk,"

— Tiga

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