Christmas Quote by Uncle Ron

We were so poor in our house when we were young that on Xmas morning if u didn't wake up with an erection, u…

— Nishan Panwar

We never really had any kind of a Christmas. This is one part where my memory fails me completely.

— Frank McCourt

It may be a cliche, but it's true - the build-up to Christmas is so much more pleasurable than the actual day itself.

— Julie Burchill

On Christmas day you can't get sore, Your fellow man you must adore, There's time to cheat him all the more The other three…

— Tom Lehrer

I was lucky enough to grow up in a home where I woke up Christmas morning and had toys. I know that's not the…

— Lucy Hale

Christmas is a time of year to sleep in, pig out, and get fat. Not to "bang everybody"

— Anonymous

There's nothing better on Christmas morning than waking up to the smell of breakfast!

— Rachel Hollis

The sharpest memory of our old-fashioned Christmas eve is my mother's hand making sure I was settled in bed.

— Paul Engle

I am like a child on Christmas morning.

— Coleen Nolan

I got up one Christmas morning and we didn't have nothing to eat. We didn't have an apple, we didn't have an orange, we…

— Muddy Waters

I've always wanted to play on Christmas Day.

— Luka Doncic

We never considered Christmas a holiday because the budget was really tight, so Christmas was just a usual day for us.

— Pia Wurtzbach