"I got five kids - I claim three…" — Tracy Morgan
"I got five kids - I claim three for income tax purposes."
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- Democracy arises out of the notion that those who are equal in any respect are equal in all respects; because… — Aristotle
- There are a lot of bands who claim to be punk and they only play the music, they have no… — Billie Joe Armstrong
- All sorts of computer errors are now turning up. You'd be surprised to know the number of doctors who claim… — Isaac Asimov
- There is no city or country in the world where women and girls live free of the fear of violence.… — Michelle Bachelet
- It's always seemed odd to me that after a group of terrorists commits a vile and odious deed they rush… — Russell Baker
- Both the Democratic and Republican parties are bought and paid for by corporate America and cater to the needs of… — Roseanne Barr
- What I claim is to live to the full the contradiction of my time, which may well make sarcasm the… — Roland Barthes
- The new discovery of a 3.3 billion barrel oil deposit off Norway's coast cements that nation's claim to being Europe's… — Bob Beauprez
- It is easier to confess a defect than to claim a quality. — Max Beerbohm
- The essence of optimism is that it takes no account of the present, but it is a source of inspiration,… — Dietrich Bonhoeffer
- Every time I'm in Canada I feel more Swedish, and every time I'm in Sweden I feel more Canadian. I… — Malin Akerman
- Liberals claim to want to give a hearing to other views, but then are shocked and offended to discover that… — William F. Buckley, Jr.