““How can you allow young people to watch that kind of behavior? It’s outrageous!” “Gary, I’m sorry you feel that way. I respect your need to tell everyone else what to do with his or her life. Yes, yes, I hear you, and I’m sorry you’ll be wasting your time upsetting our patrons. Yes, I know . . . yes, a petition. That’s fine. Thank you for letting us know, and try, Gary, please try, to have a nice day.””
