Bowls Quote by Tony Kornheiser
![“We think Eli is taller and handsomer now that he's won the Super Bowl. Imagine what would've happened if [Jaws] won the Super Bowl.” quote by Tony Kornheiser](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/img-quotes/5d6/tony-kornheiser-32382_bowls_we-think-eli-is-taller-and-handsomer-now_588369.jpg)
“We think Eli is taller and handsomer now that he's won the Super Bowl. Imagine what would've happened if [Jaws] won the Super Bowl.”
“We think Eli is taller and handsomer now that he's won the Super Bowl. Imagine what would've happened if [Jaws] won the Super Bowl.”
![“If Justin Beiber was 7 feet tall, he'd look like [Meyers Leonard] that.” quote by Marv Albert](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/img-quotes/8c8/marv-albert-24590_feet_if-justin-beiber-was-7-feet-tall-he-d-lo_1750087.jpg)
![“Someone I talked to who covered auto racing for a lot of years said she believed there was a 60 percent chance that Junior qualified with a car not quite up to code and people looked the other way because there’s no points involved [with the pole].” quote by Tony Kornheiser](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/img-quotes/0bf/tony-kornheiser-32382_auto-racing_someone-i-talked-to-who-covered-auto-rac_1659364.jpg)
![“The opening for solid waste is very small [in the space ship]. It's not toilet-bowl size. And aim is critical. To be honest with you, you don't know where your asshole is pointing within a small circumference.” quote by Mike Mullane](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/img-quotes/07d/mike-mullane-40841_aim_the-opening-for-solid-waste-is-very-smal_27379.jpg)
