Men are clinging to football on a level we aren't even aware of. For centuries, we ruled everything, and now, in the last ten minutes, there are all these incursions by women. It's our Alamo. — Tony Kornheiser Copy Share Image
So instead of the Super Bowl, we've got the Stupor Bowl. Two once-proud teams, now 0-4 and stumbling through the season like zombies. And if you think the Cowboys are bad (and they are), the Redskins are so bad that… — Tony Kornheiser Copy Share Image
We think Eli is taller and handsomer now that he's won the Super Bowl. Imagine what would've happened if [Jaws] won the Super Bowl. — Tony Kornheiser Copy Share Image
When you put yourself out there as an expert and the people you are trying to attract are people who want to do the very show you are doing, guys standing around, sitting around arguing with each other over sports, if you make a mistake that lights up like a flare in the middle of the night. You've just got… — Tony Kornheiser Copy Share
The players need to remember to run with their bodies above their legs. — Tony Kornheiser Copy Share Image
Hannah Storm in a horrifying, horrifying outfit today. She's got on red go-go boots and a catholic school plaid skirt ... way too short for somebody in her 40s or maybe early 50s by now...She's got on her typically very, very tight shirt. She looks like she has sausage casing wrapping around her upper body ... I know she's very… — Tony Kornheiser Copy Share
“Where is it written in the Constitution that because a guy played football, he has the automatic right to sit in that booth? How hard is football? If I've spent thirty-five years as a sportswriter, you think I don't know you get six for a touchdown? You think I don't know that? You think I don't know you get three… — Tony Kornheiser Copy Share
He is already past the high point in his life and coming down on the other side. By next week he'll be nostalgia. He's… — Tony Kornheiser Copy Share Image
Someone I talked to who covered auto racing for a lot of years said she believed there was a 60 percent chance that Junior… — Tony Kornheiser Copy Share Image
Men are clinging to football on a level we aren't even aware of. For centuries, we ruled everything, and now, in the last ten… — Tony Kornheiser Copy Share Image
Ivan Lendl is a robot, a solitary, mechanical man who lives with his dogs behind towering walls at his estate in Connecticut. A man… — Tony Kornheiser Copy Share Image
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