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““Behind that rough facade, customers drank beer and danced, activities that to any good Southern Baptist invoked the Devil himself.””

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“I believe in everything; nothing is sacred. I believe in nothing; everything is sacred. Ha Ha Ho Ho Hee Hee.”

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A sense of humor...is superior to any religion so far devised.

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“religion is a paramount contributor to human misery. It is not merely the opium of the masses, it is the cyanide.”

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