Real man Quote by Timothy Bauer

A real man don't call the plumbers. If he gonna call himself a man, he needs to know how to fix it, on the…

— Phil Robertson

“Sweetie, there’s nothing ‘just’ about being a plumber. We are literally the person everyone calls when the shit hits the floor.”

— Tracy Ewens

Prefix: What a man does just before his wife calls the plumber. Or electrician, mechanic ...

— Nikhil Saluja

“The plumber plodded along in silence, like a man who has learned to be polite to lunatics through dealing with civil engineers.”

— Lindsey Davis

One of the best sleight-of-hand guys I know is a plumber.

— Ricky Jay

“A man's plumbing is like his mind: simple, very few surprises. You ladies, on the other hand...well, God put a lot of thought in…

— Khaled Hosseini

Men are easy,' he said, fingers tapping on his mahogany desk. 'A man's plumbing is like his mind: simple, very few surprises. You ladies,…

— Khaled Hosseini

He's done more U-turns than a dodgy plumber.

— Iain Duncan Smith

Any man today who returns from work, sinks into a chair, and calls for his pipe is a man with an appetite for danger.

— Bill Cosby

“So if he'd been a plumber, ___ _____ would've been about toilets?" Left blank to avoid spoilers but this is just too funny :)”

— Jeri Smith-Ready

“When I was a kid my ol' man give me a haltered heifer an' says take her down an git her serviced. An' the…

— John Steinbeck

I don't think anyone really knows how to plumb-bob.

— Nate Bargatze