"I'd like to start with the chimney jokes……" — Tim Vine

More Chimney Quotes

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• I have discovered the secret of happiness - it is work, either with the hands or the head. The moment… — John Burroughs
• If a man will kick a fact out of the window, when he comes back he finds it again in… — Ralph Waldo Emerson
• Infectious disease is one of the few genuine adventures left in the world. The dragons are all dead and the… — Hans Zinsser
• Fear no more the heat o' th' sun Nor the furious winters' rages; Thou thy worldly task hast done, Home… — William Shakespeare
• Maybe that whole love thing is just a grown-up version of Santa Claus; just a myth we've been fed since… — Meg Ryan
• Someday I'll wish upon a star And wake up where the clouds Are far behind me Where troubles melt like… — Eva Cassidy
• It's understandable that people are keeping one eye on the pot and another up the chimney. — Kevin Keegan
• Anyone who is not an anarchist agrees with having a policeman at the corner of the street; but the danger… — Gilbert K. Chesterton
• Sitting by the chimney corner as we grow old, the commonest things around us take on live meanings and hint… — Rebecca Harding Davis
• With a tale, forsooth, he cometh unto you; with a tale which holdeth children from play, and old men from… — Philip Sidney
• Your goal is to achieve the best results by following their wishes. If they want you to build a house… — Unknown Author
• Smoke like a chimney, work like a horse, eat without thinking, go for a walk only in really pleasant company. — Albert Einstein

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