Bad Quote by Tim Kennedy

“I want to laugh hysterically into a bucket of water, have my humor imprinted on each water molecule and then drink the funniest drink…

— Jarod Kintz

Basically my wife was immature. I'd be at home in the bath and she'd come in and sink my boats.

— Woody Allen

Every time we get into an argument about cooking or laundering shirts, she shakes her Oscar at me, and I'm dead in the water.…

— Paul Newman

“Basically my wife was immature. I'd be at home in my bath and she'd come in and sink my boats.”

— Woody Allen

No one would touch me with a barge pole as an actress. It hit hard. I thought, 'What am I doing? This is a…

— Phoebe Waller-Bridge

I'm a huge Rachel Maddow fan. There's not a bigger Rachel Maddow fan. I'm a Maddowphile. I'm a definite Maddowphile.

— Mehcad Brooks

I'd have my ashes scattered on the Thames. Everyone can look at the water and say, 'There she is,' then wave.

— Alison Hammond

“A week ago, if someone had told her she’d be sitting in a hillbilly hot tub with a bunch of sexy, shirtless lumberjacks, chucking…

— T.S. Joyce

I can still get you wet and I can still make you laugh. You should call into work if that ain't too much to…

— Drake

Inside your own self pity there you swim, in sinking down to drown her voice still haunts you, and only with your laughter can…

— Joni Mitchell

“My water's wife broke!" he yells into the phone. Ohmygod! "You mean your wife's water broke?" "That's what I said, Jules! Her water broke!”

— Kristen Proby

Oh my God, I could watch Jennifer Coolidge for hours.

— JJ Feild