Common Quote by Alexei Sayle

I thought that unless people know me, they wouldn't find me funny.

— Heather McDonald

I'm not as serious of a person as people make me out to be. Most people would think that I would be less successful…

— T.I

I think I gravitate towards people who express themselves in a simple and funny way.

— John Slattery

I might appear confident and chatty, but I spend most of my time laughing at jokes I don't find funny, saying things I don't…

— Tabitha Suzuma

I think I hang out with some pretty witty people, but we're never that funny.

— Bobcat Goldthwait

Whenever I meet someone who doesn't seem to have much of a sense of humor I like to lighten things up by dousing them…

— Rock Cowles

But it's fun to be something, have that, and you don't have to be real. It's like, comedians. They go on and they're doing…

— Parker Posey

Some people expect me to be funny all the time, and I'm not necessarily funny all the time.

— Denis Leary

I was always telling everybody that I could be funny.

— Sally Kellerman

The thing that I'm known for - at least, depending on what Subreddit you go to - is being a comedian. And so, even…

— Wyatt Cenac

My comedy is my life turned into jokes. I think a lot of people wouldn't like that because you end up talking about stuff…

— Frank Skinner

People haven't seen me in a comedic setting, but that's who I really am.

— Adewale Akinnuoye-Agbaje