Quote by Tim Dorsey Download Open image ““Those are the Big Three: clipboards, orange cones, elf suits. People don’t question”” — Tim Dorsey ★ ★ ★ ★ ★ 2.9 out of 5 (7 ratings) Copy quoteShare
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“I realize the congressman isn't in. I want you to deliver this message to him personally: Tell him to shut his goddamn mouth!... I… — Tim Dorsey Copy Share Image
A prosthetic leg with a Willie Nelson bumper sticker washed ashore on the beach, which meant it was Florida. Then it got weird. — Tim Dorsey Copy Share Image
“I smell panic," said Serge. "These are different animals now. They're starting to winnow out the weak at the fringe of the herd. We… — Tim Dorsey Copy Share Image
