““But in my next breath was the question, “We know Jesus was born on December 25th but do you know what year it was? Surely if you know the month and the day, someone must know the year, right?” To which the teacher replied, “The year zero.” To which another in the class replied, “There is no year zero in the Julian calendar.” Later, information came out about the Mithrites and dancing around pine trees and such. By that time, I was banished from Sunday School.””
![“And how have things been adding up in your life? Good (+), bad (-), indifferent (?)? What secrets (subtractions)? My life? Your life? Flesh. Spirit. Feeling better? Feeling worst? What do you have to add to this or have we added enough already? [World peace]. Continue on and reread as necessary……” quote by Thee Ace Man](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/img-quotes/2e3/thee-ace-man-31950_feeling-better_and-how-have-things-been-adding-up-in-yo_926354.jpg)
![“[Insert subliminal message here – Brain for rent. Inquire within]…” quote by Thee Ace Man](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/img-quotes/26f/thee-ace-man-31950_quote_insert-subliminal-message-here-brain-for_2723163.jpg)
