"I wouldn't trust you with a bucket of……" — Terry Pratchett

"I wouldn't trust you with a bucket of water if my knickers were on fire!"

— Terry Pratchett

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1,149 Quotes by Terry Pratchett

Terry Pratchett has 1,149 quotes on this site. A few more worth reading:

You can't kill me, I've got a magic... AAAARGH !
There are, always and only, the bad people, but some of them are on opposite sides.
Our garden was debated territory between five local cats, and we'd heard that the best way to keep other cats…
Cats don't hunt seals. They would if they knew what they were and where to find them. But they don't,…
It's an interesting fact that fewer than 17 % of Real cats end their lives with the same name they…
Next comes the realist phase ("After all, from a purely geometrical point of view a cat is only a tube…
Everyone's heard of Erwin Schrodinger's famous thought experiment. You put a cat in a box with a bottle of poison,…
Consider the situation. There you are, forehead like a set of balconies, worrying about the long-term effects of all this…
At least I know I'm bewildered about the really fundamental and important facts of the universe.
Most species do their own evolving, making it up as they go along, which is the way Nature intended.
A Thaum is the basic unit of magical strength. It has been universally established as the amount of magic needed…
Things have no power that humans don't put there.

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I drink a bucket of white tea in the morning. I read about this tea of the Emperor of China,… — Antonio Banderas
My goal on my bucket list is to write a romantic comedy movie. — Lynda Barry
I would love to compose something for dance before I kick the bucket, and I'm not closed-minded about the dance,… — Tori Amos
I play for the poor man. I try to give a thrill to the lunch bucket fan. I know their… — Unknown Author
Your purpose is to act on the resources God gives you. If God gives you a bucket of fish, you… — Russell Simmons
Society can transport money from rich to poor only in a leaky bucket — Unknown Author
On 3 things in his bucket list: On my bucket list... Uhm, the question is totally catching me by surprise.… — Gabriel Macht
Say you were standing with one foot in the oven and one foot in an ice bucket. According to the… — Bobby Bragan
If pigs could vote, the man with the slop bucket would be elected swineherd every time, no matter how much… — Orson Scott Card
The worst team in baseball's history won only 55 games. The best team ever won 110 out of 160, so… — Tommy Lasorda
This is the standard procedure for corporate growth these days; one company buys up another on loans that are floated… — Eric Kierans
If you have it, it is for life. It is a disease for which there is no cure. You will… — Monica Dickens

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