“A US Border Patrol Agent catches an illegal alien in the bushes right by the border fence, he pulls him out and says *Sorry, you know the law, you've got to go back across the border right now.* The Mexican man pleads with them, *No, noooo Senor, I must stay in de USA! Pleeeze!* ^_^ The Border Patrol Agent thinks to himself, I'm going to make it hard for him and says *Ok, I'll let you stay if you can use three english words in a sentence. The three words are 'green,' 'pink,' and 'yellow.'* ^_^ The Mexican man thinks , then says, *Hmmm, okay :D &_^. The phone, it went green, green, green. I pink it up and sez yellow?*”
