Quote by Tabitha McGowan Download Open image ““Well if it's Santa on an early shift, I hope he's brought plenty of coal.”” — Tabitha McGowan ★ ★ ★ ★ ★ 2.3 out of 5 (3 ratings) Copy quoteShare
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“The glow within the coals reminded him of the dying embers of hapless love.” — Felix Alexander Copy Share Image
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“God, I’ve just figured out what’s missing – you ditched the hallowed Albermarle Teddy Bear!’ I nodded. ‘Banished to a dark cupboard for… — Tabitha McGowan Copy Share Image
“I didn’t know what the hell to say to that. I just gave an ungrateful sigh of exasperation and pulled the sweater over my… — Tabitha McGowan Copy Share Image
“What did you call me?" "Ah. A chuisle. Gaelic. 'My darling'. I prefer the proper translation, mind you." "Which is?" He gave a bashful… — Tabitha McGowan Copy Share Image
“I’ve got one of those horrendous personalities that needs to know every detail about whatever I’m working on.” — Tabitha McGowan Copy Share Image
“But at the end of the day, everything I do costs me. The only question is how much.” — Tabitha McGowan Copy Share Image
“[...] Lilith turned on me with the same fury I had watched her unleash on that fat bastard on the TV and I seriously… — Tabitha McGowan Copy Share Image
“Even at this ridiculous hour, and clad in a faded blue t-shirt and ancient pyjama pants, he looked like something Michelangelo might reject for… — Tabitha McGowan Copy Share Image
“She wore a cantilevered, augmented-breast-skimming satin dress the colour of egg-yolk. Somewhere in deepest Nebraska, a prom queen two sizes smaller than Selena was… — Tabitha McGowan Copy Share Image
“It was easy to forget that other people lived in a world where rules and laws and common sense could keep you safe. A… — Tabitha McGowan Copy Share Image
“I can’t do this alone, Finn. I need you beside me.” Nobody had ever said that to me.” — Tabitha McGowan Copy Share Image
“I don't expect you to be like them. Don't want you to be. It's not them I want, it's you. From the moment we… — Tabitha McGowan Copy Share Image
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