Accidents Quote by T. J. Miller

“Yogi Bear - there's everything before Yogi Bear and there's everything after Yogi Bear. Like a major car accident, or the birth of Christ.”

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When it's all you, you can't blame a bear. You gotta bear the burden yourself.

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Yogi Bear changed my life in ways that I can't explain because it's not a full feature on me.

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I laugh at absurdity hardest, then stories, then observations, then bearded men on roller skates.

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I love writing but not crazy meticulous/prepared enough to be a director. I'd work as a gaffer on something.

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If you want to be a stand-up comedian or an artist, you move to New York.

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I like hip-hop, but I don't like concerts. There's like sweat, on people's backs.

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Stuff that I write isn't as similar to the stuff that I'm in, but I don't really care, I just do comedy.

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If you're a psychologist, you can instrumentally change peoples' lives for the better.

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If I can make someone laugh, I lift them out of their fundamentally tragic existence.

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