Angry Quote by Suzanne Brockmann

“Although the two are identical twins, man, as a rule, views the prenatal abyss with more calm than the one he is heading for…

— Vladimir Nabokov

“She spent all his combat pay before he got back, and she was five months pregnant, which, for a Marine coming back from a…

— Phil Klay

“He feared, in his secret heart, that one day in company the baby would sit up and speak; that it would engage his eyes,…

— Hilary Mantel

Once there were two brothers: one ran away to sea, the other was elected Vice-President-and nothing was ever heard from either of them again.

— Thomas R. Marshall

Two babies were born on the same day at the same hospital. They lay there and looked at each other. Their families came and…

— Steven Wright

“That’s right boys, I made twins. Two babies, one shot,” he said with his chest puffed out.”

— Toni Aleo

“I wonder if Seal got his name because it looks like his face was mauled by a Great White shark?”

— Jarod Kintz

“When the Navy sends their elite, they send the SEALs. When the SEALs send their elite, they send SEAL Team Six.”

— Stephen Templin

Once there were two brothers. One ran away to sea; the other was elected vice president of the United States. And nothing was heard…

— Thomas R. Marshall

“Author says the ineffectual U.S. Navy of two centuries ago lost two thirds as many men to duelist bullets as to sea hazards.”

— Joseph Wheelan

Probably to a shark, about the funniest thing there is is a wounded seal, trying to swim to shore, because WHERE DOES HE THINK…

— Jack Handey

“Having a baby is the single mos joyous co-experience that two human beings can share, and he wasn't going to miss a second of…

— Terry Pratchett, Neil Gaiman