"My grandma is 80 and she still doesn't……" — Superman
"My grandma is 80 and she still doesn't need glasses... she drinks straight out of the bottle."
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3,522 Quotes by Superman
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I think love can come fairly easily and grow - but really liking the core essence of someone is a…
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A sweetheart is a bottle of wine, a wife is a wine bottle.
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I pray on the principle that wine knocks the cork out of a bottle. There is an inward fermentation, and…
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I continue to work on plays, but I've always felt that you could put a note in a bottle and…
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I have six-year-old fans that weren't even around for 'Genie in a Bottle' or even 'Fighter.'
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I look like the kind of guy who has a bottle of beer in my hand.
— Charles Bronson
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To me, I think people who don't think it's a big deal to toss a plastic bottle in the garbage…
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I always run in the morning on an empty stomach, and I'll go through a bottle and a half of…
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If in 1989 I said, 'I have an idea: Bottle water and sell it. And charge more than a beer,'…
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Meeting Franklin Roosevelt was like opening your first bottle of champagne; knowing him was like drinking it.
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On Saturday afternoons when all the things are done in the house and there's no real work to be done,…
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