Need Glasses Quotes

11 quotes by 11 authors

• They had me on the operating table all day. They looked into my stomach, my gall bladder, they examined everything inside of me. Know what… — Joe E. Lewis
• I don't need glasses, but I've just reached the age where curiosity is greater than vanity. — Red Skelton
• I would just like to say that after all these years of heavy drinking, bright lights and late nights, I still don't need glasses. I… — David Lee Roth
• I'm a Prada freak and I think they have great eyewear. Even though I don't need glasses, I use them as a fashion accessory. — Tony Vincent
• My grandmother is over eighty and still doesn't need glasses. Drinks right out of the bottle. — Henny Youngman
• My grandma is 80 and she still doesn't need glasses... she drinks straight out of the bottle. — Superman
• Went to the eye doctor need glasses (sad) — Cassandra Crosby
• Film stars to me were always six feet four, had perfect teeth and could do handstands on Malibu Beach - and didn't need glasses — Michael Caine
• I think I need glasses. Because everywhere I look, people have two faces — Unknow
• One second ago, I was the youngest person on the set, and now I'm the oldest. I'm so old, my joints hurt when I keep… — Courteney Cox
• No matter how old I get Ill never need glasses to see your beauty. — Unkown

Who Wrote These Need Glasses Quotes

11 authors contributed a total of 11 Need Glasses Quotes as follows:

• 1 Need Glasses Quote by Michael Caine
• 1 Need Glasses Quote by Unknow
• 1 Need Glasses Quote by Courteney Cox
• 1 Need Glasses Quote by Unkown
• 1 Need Glasses Quote by Joe E. Lewis
• 1 Need Glasses Quote by Red Skelton
• 1 Need Glasses Quote by David Lee Roth
• 1 Need Glasses Quote by Tony Vincent
• 1 Need Glasses Quote by Henny Youngman
• 1 Need Glasses Quote by Superman
• 1 Need Glasses Quote by Cassandra Crosby