Airport Quote by Sucheta Dalal

There is a fine line in the Third World between half a dozen customs officials waiting for you to offer them a bribe and…

— P. J. O'Rourke

Customs is punishment for those who travel. This will teach you for traveling to our country!

— Godfrey

More people are bribed by their own money than anybody else's.

— Jonathan Daniels

You don't need to buy a $7 billion company to penetrate maritime security. The Mafia doesn't buy FedEx to smuggle.

— James Carafano

Diplomats make it their business to conceal the facts.

— Margaret Sanger

I seethe at the humiliation of airport security checks.

— Tom Hodgkinson

You could not bribe honest people, but bad people would accept bribery.

— Anne Holm

One of the most widespread myths about the deal is that the Administration is outsourcing the security of our ports to a company from…

— Anonymous

Last year, customs officials screened only five percent of the 11 million cargo containers entering the United States. That rate is both unacceptable and…

— Allyson Schwartz

Here is where you get into the danger zone, when the government official starts talking about U.S. government business and then also talking about…

— Richard Painter

Bribe is such an ugly word. I prefer extortion. The X makes it sound cool.

— Bender (The Cartoon Character

I don't think it's bribery; I think it's extortion. Bribery, you know, is when the person that's giving the money does it voluntarily. What…

— John McCain