Afternoon Quote by Steven Magee

Here's a thought for sweat shop owners: Air Conditioning. Problem solved.

— Mitch Hedberg

“The air-conditioning was more like a vague gesture toward the abstract idea of air-conditioning.”

— David Foster Wallace

“And there’s only two times I like to sweat, on the football field or during sex.”

— Mercy Celeste

“One must always steer clear of men who sweat when it isn't warm.”

— Jennifer Donnelly

“Not that I don't think you're totally hot when you're dripping with sweat.”

— Amy Plum

I usually wear sweats.

— Pascal Siakam

“I wear my cool on the inside; that's why my hands are always so cold.”

— Dia Reeves

“But there was air conditioning. Sweet, precious, thank-you-baby-Jesus air conditioning.”

— Amanda Heger

I have an idea for sweatshops: air conditioning! That's simple. 14 year old boys working twelve hour days? "Yeah, but they're comfortable!"

— Mitch Hedberg

“I could feel parts of my body that had never sweated before break out in nervous droplets.”

— Sarah Jamila Stevenson

“Nothing makes sense anymore." I start sweating. "Everything spun out of control.”

— Jason Myers

“God bless the woman who'd invented air-conditioning. Okay, it might have been a man, but I'll bet you dollars to earthworms that a woman…

— Carolyn Brown