"But Carroll's were more convoluted, and they struck……" — Steve Martin
"But Carroll's were more convoluted, and they struck me as funny in a new way: 1) Babies are illogical. 2) Nobody is despised who can manage a crocodile. 3) Illogical persons are despised. Therefore, babies cannot manage crocodiles. And: 1) No interesting poems are unpopular among people of real taste. 2) No modern poetry is free from affectation. 3) All of your poems are on the subject of soap bubbles. 4) No affected poetry is popular among people of taste. 5) Only a modern poem would be on the subject of soap bubbles. Therefore, all your poems are uninteresting."
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Cowardice and courage are never without a measure of affectation. Nor is love. Feelings are never true. They play with…
— Jean Baudrillard
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One of the best temporary cures for pride and affectation is seasickness; a man who wants to vomit never puts…
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Any affectation whatsoever in dress implies, in my mind, a flaw in the understanding.
— Lord Chesterfield
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Modesty is a learned affectation. And as soon as life slams the modest person against the wall, that modesty drops.
— Maya Angelou
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— Francesca Annis
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The thing is plain. All that men really understand, is confined to a very small compass; to their daily affairs…
— William Hazlitt
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Hypocrisy is the necessary burden of villainy, affectation part of the chosen trappings of folly; the one completes a villain,…
— Samuel Johnson
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Learned conversation is either the affectation of the ignorant or the profession of the mentally unemployed.
— Oscar Wilde
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Great cultural changes begin in affectation and end in routine.
— Jacques Barzun
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— Muriel Barbery
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When a new writer defends his "style," the teacher smiles (or cringes) because real style isn't an artifice. Real style…
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— Charles Horton Cooley
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