Brown eyes Quote by Steve Kluger

Why do guys insist on wearing those odious jeans with their rear ends hanging down around their ankles? Do they really think it's hot?

— Steve Kluger

A first kiss after five months means more than a first kiss after five minutes.

— Steve Kluger

“ Alexander Hamilton Junior High School -- SEMESTER REPORT -- STUDENT: Joseph Margolis TEACHER: Janet Hicks ENGLISH: A, ARITHMETIC: A, SOCIAL STUDIES: A, SCIENCE:…

— Steve Kluger

“Your head and your heart are two different things. One of them can get you into trouble and the other can't. It's okay to…

— Steve Kluger

“What do you mean Taurus? he frowns. I'm not a Taurus. You were born on the cusp, I remind him. Jason merely shrugs. Shows…

— Steve Kluger

Communicating with the federal government is like talking to a computer that's crashing.

— Steve Kluger

“Now, the scene you just saw," I began, pointing to the stage. "Was about you and T.C.," he concluded, nodding like he already knew.…

— Steve Kluger

“REAL LIFE vs THE MOVIES Breaking Up in the Movies: Boy #1: This isn’t working out, is it? Boy #2: Sort of not, huh?…

— Steve Kluger

Ale: Are you manipulating me again? T.C.: Try not to fall for it. I dare you.

— Steve Kluger

And if Henry Higgins is not the most reprehensible character ever written for the stage, that's only because somewhere, somehow, someone is composing a…

— Steve Kluger

“Everyone has something worth it inside of them even if it doesn’t show. Sometimes you have to look a little harder than other times…

— Steve Kluger

“After you've spent four years kissing somebody's perineum, the subtext talks louder than words.”

— Steve Kluger