Assembly line Quote by Steve Harvey

Early on, I had five jobs in a row where I was either fired or canceled.

— Matt Lauer

I always say, I have been fired from more jobs than most people would ever have had in their entire career.

— Nick Wooster

I haven't gotten fired from many jobs, but you finish a job and nine times out of ten you're just unemployed and you don't…

— Tom Selleck

I was a terrible employee. I've been fired from almost every job I've ever had, luckily, in a good way, or else I'd be…

— Anthony Jeselnik

I had been hired and fired so many times and been so very blessed and lucky.

— Goldust

I have had hundreds of people work for me over the years, and I don't think I ever fired anybody.

— Tom T. Hall

I got fired from a job years ago. It was an accounting job. They were basically trying to cut corners, so they employed a…

— Nish Kumar

My first real job lasted for three years. It ended the day I was unceremoniously fired.

— Marc Randolph

I used to work at the unemployment office. I hated it, because when they fired me, I had to show up to work anyway.

— Wally Wang

Being fired was the best luck of my life. It made me stop and reflect. It was the birth of my life as a…

— Jose Saramago

The worst job I ever had was as a telemarketer for, oh, I don't know, I think I made it about 90 minutes. I…

— Rich Sommer

I am such a do-goody, people-pleasing kid - or I was - I don't think I've ever been fired, not even from an ice…

— Ira Glass