Quote by Stephen King

“You know what they say about psychiatrists, Frost. They only go into the business to find someone crazier than they are.”

— Brian Freeman

“Never love anybody who treats you like you're normal...they're just the psychiatric hospital staff”

— Josh Stern

“He wondered what the collective noun was for psychologists: a shortage of shrinks? A confession of counsellors?”

— Daryl Gregory

“The day I understand what's going on in her psychotic little brain they'll have to lock me in a psych ward.”

— J. Gabriel Gates

“To find the people who've became truly sane, seek among those who've managed to do without sanity.”

— Denis Johnson

“My parents think I need to see a psychologist. I told them I’m not going to see yet another shrink who isn’t going to…

— Tania Marshall

“If you’re going to question your sanity whenever someone tells you you’re insane, you’ll spend your life in misery.”

— Cameron Jace

“A shrink?” She threw Jenny a look and said, “He’s a psychologist, actually.” “Oh. A mini-shrink.”

— Mary Campisi

“A shrink and a patient switching places. Who is REALLY the boss?”

— Mary Papas

“Living among the sane is insane.”

— Cameron Jace

“He was about to find out that when you open a door with a psychiatrist’s name on it, you’d better be prepared to witness…

— Jim Carroll

“I’m tired of dealing with crazies. When did it become my job to manage your mental illness?”

— Joan Rivers