Quote by Stephanie Perkins

“ It sucked balls.Dirty balls. Like I-ran-a-mile-in-July-while-wearing-leather-pants balls. ”

— Stephanie Perkins

“All I have to do is shoot! In my excitement, I throw the ball down with more force than ever, feeling bad-ass. It ricochets…

— Jody Gehrman

“Yeah, about a guy who was jogging by you this morning. You said his penis was swaying like the wrecking ball in Miley Cyrus’s…

— Meghan Quinn

“He looked like he’d poured his muscular body into a pair of faded Levi jeans with holes in the knees. Fine black hairs curled…

— Kari Lee Harmon

“Oh, I don’t know, I’ve got a few Benjamins burning a hole in my pocket.” I pat the breast pocket of my coveralls. “Besides,…

— Don Calame

“It must be a male thing to talk about playing with balls.”

— Katie McGarry

“When I was a wee lad, Uncle Dickie sat me on his knee, and regaled me with stories about the genesis of a game…

— David Feherty

“What is it with the pointy balls? —It makes them easy to throw. They spin through the air and travel really far that way.”

— Nate Jackson

“Turns out ovaries work just as good as balls when you're in the driver's seat.”

— Reece Butler

“Balls, balls, balls! I am sick to death of balls!”

— Robin Bridges

“Mine was bright green with gold swirls. Adam's was black. "You have no imagination," I told him smugly. "It wouldn't hurt if you found…

— Patricia Briggs

“I can’t believe I’ve missed this sport. It’s all about fingering holes and caressing balls.”

— K.A. Mitchell