Sucked Quote by Stephanie Perkins

“One regular, clockworkorange88, said this: It sucked balls. Dirty balls. Like I-ran-a-mile-in-July-while-wearing-leather-pants balls. Sounds about right.”

— Stephanie Perkins

“Yeah, about a guy who was jogging by you this morning. You said his penis was swaying like the wrecking ball in Miley Cyrus’s…

— Meghan Quinn

“I can’t believe I’ve missed this sport. It’s all about fingering holes and caressing balls.”

— K.A. Mitchell

“All I have to do is shoot! In my excitement, I throw the ball down with more force than ever, feeling bad-ass. It ricochets…

— Jody Gehrman

“You might not have a dick, but you have balls.”

— Emmy Curtis

“Spence, I don't have balls. Good thing, too, because they'd look terrible in the lingerie I'm wearing.”

— Cora Carmack

“He looked like he’d poured his muscular body into a pair of faded Levi jeans with holes in the knees. Fine black hairs curled…

— Kari Lee Harmon

“Balls, balls, balls! I am sick to death of balls!”

— Robin Bridges

“It must be a male thing to talk about playing with balls.”

— Katie McGarry

“I feel like grabbing my crotch and checking to see if my balls are still there because I think they may be in her…

— Katja Millay

“What the hell was in his pants? Steel ballbags?”

— Jaymin Eve

“The clothes had to be dry by now, but I was reluctant to check. Nudity was freeing, apparently. It felt good to be able…

— James Cox