Humor Quote by Stephanie Bond Download Open image ““Buckle up. It'd be embarrassing to die in a hearse.”” — Stephanie Bond ★ ★ ★ ★ ★ 3.3 out of 5 (9 ratings) Copy quoteShare Humor Romantic comedy
“Oh fates, what if I drowned? That’d be the most embarrassing way to die ever.” — Linsey Hall Copy Share Image
“The one voice I would hear even in death. A rotting corpse in the ground, I would sit up and take notice.” — Sophie Jordan Copy Share Image
“Her hands are grabbing my neck, and I don't know if she might choke me. I don't care. If there's a way to die,… — Sara Farizan Copy Share Image
“I'm sorry to disappoint you, but my experience belongs to me, not the collective bloody unconscious.” — Ian McEwan Copy Share Image
“I would rather be dead, than go back to being silent and suffocated.” — Tahereh Mafi Copy Share Image
“..with an intensity that sent every instinct in my body screaming that death was here, that it was about to jump down my throat… — Jim Butcher Copy Share Image
“I would rather die like her than watch innocents die while I'm sitting in here.” — Sarah J. Maas Copy Share Image
“Death stands above me, Whispering low I know not what into my ear. ” — Walter Savage Landor Copy Share Image
“I die. I breathe in and breahe in and cannot exhale. I explode all over my friends. They forget my name and pretend it… — Joe Haldeman Copy Share Image
“I'm an acquired taste, he assured her, displaying one dimple, but addictive.” — Stephanie Bond Copy Share Image
“James watched her walk away and wondered how she had managed to worm her way into his well-guarded heart in only a couple of… — Stephanie Bond Copy Share Image
“A lot of good the door did. The man's pheromones oozed through the keyhole and the crack underneath the panelled wood.” — Stephanie Bond Copy Share Image
“I was an intelligence agent for the British government. Agent double-oh-seven? she asked lightly. No, he said in a grave tone, then leaned forward… — Stephanie Bond Copy Share Image
“...big, strapping macho guys were like liquid diets--they were great for emergencies, but she wouldn't want to be on one all the time.” — Stephanie Bond Copy Share Image
“Isn't Glen an accountant? We're all frugal." These days, by necessity. "You might be frugal, but Glen is cheap. For Valentine's Day, he actually… — Stephanie Bond Copy Share Image
“She might have to use her employee discount to buy something more threatening today, although at the moment the most dangerous thing she could… — Stephanie Bond Copy Share Image
“she was sitting in the drive-through of the Dairy Queen Bank & Trust withdrawing money to pay an anonymous blackmailer who might have murdered… — Stephanie Bond Copy Share Image
“She had no doubt the man would kill her. Stupid things went skating through her mind--she'd never told her mother how much she loved… — Stephanie Bond Copy Share Image
'Mad TV' is one of my most favorite shows of all time and is a huge part of my obsession with sketch comedy. — Shane Dawson Copy Share Image
When you step out and do a song in a musical, the easier thing to do is make it funny. But when those transitions… — Kelli O'Hara Copy Share Image
In my opinion, sexiness comes down to three things: chemistry, sense of humor, and treatment of waitstaff at restaurants. — Rhoda Janzen Copy Share Image
“...I haven't guessed where your shirt is from yet Bane, but I don't think it'll matter once it's underwater!' Tristan looked at Bane questioningly.… — S.K. Munt Copy Share Image
“Be careful about reading health books. Some fine day you'll die of a misprint.” — Markus Herz Copy Share Image
“Not wise, perhaps, to be rude to the Pope's favorite son, but my viper tongue still required a fool now and then on which… — Kate Quinn Copy Share Image
In the future, I would like to do more films with contemporary themes. Perhaps comedy, which is something I have done in theater but… — Luke Evans Copy Share Image
“[S]ometimes, when you are a food person, the possible irrelevance of what you are doing doesn’t cross your mind until it’s too late. (Once,… — Nora Ephron Copy Share Image
If you were to send a werewolf to the moon, would he be a werewolf permanently? — Kristen Schaal Copy Share Image
“ “Do Southerners laugh at different things than Northerners do? Yes, I say--Northerners.” Roy Blount, Jr., Roy Blount’s Book of Southern Humor” — Deborah Ford Copy Share Image
