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“It's best to love your family as you would a Siberian tiger-from a distance, preferably separated by bars.”

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For me, going to Minneapolis is like going to Mecca.

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I have days where the only words I say are to the person making my sandwich at the grocery store.

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“Humility is what you strive for when you've failed at everything else.”

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A comic strip has a rhythm and a pattern, and you got to get in and out quick. So you set up a joke,…

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I like characters who have blind spots and are full of themselves, but there also needs to be vulnerability.

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If you put me in 'South Park,' that audience is going to fall asleep in five minutes.

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When you can't draw chameleons and you can't draw blenders, it's a bad idea to write strips where chameleons become blenders.

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Thomas, my 15-year-old, is effectively my editor, I've always trusted his voice, more than anybody, on the strip for years. He has one of…

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I think it might surprise the average person how angry people can get over the comics.

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You can't just count on becoming a syndicated cartoonist. I actually tried to calculate the odds once, and the best I could come up…

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A stand-up comedian faces the audiences and gets their immediate feedback. I hide behind the comic strip, and unless people write to me, I…

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“I know that if I am to move forward like the professional that I am, I must first see the past with mature eyes.…

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Your thief looks Exactly like the rest, or rather better; 'Tis only at the bar, and in the dungeon, That wise men know your…

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While traveling, I love granola bars, trail mix nuts, dry cereal and fruit for on-the-go snacks. I also try and start the day with…

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3 people get stranded on a remote Island A Banker, a Daily Mail reader & an Asylum seeker All they have to eat is…

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Thou shalt not covet thy neighbor's house unless they have a well-stocked bar.

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Meanwhile after failing the bar twice, I knew some people in New York and moved here in August '71.

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If you look at coffee, tea, food and juice, we think there are inherent opportunities. If you look at health bars or grab-and-go products…

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At about 10 o'clock in the morning the sun threw a bright dust-laden bar through one of the side windows and in and out…

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I bet a guy at a bar 50 bucks that I was more dysfunctional than he was. He raped me. So I tipped him.…

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I closed my own jazz bar so I could be a man who can write novels as I like. I was pleased about that.…

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