"It's best to love your family as you……" — Stephan Pastis
"It's best to love your family as you would a Siberian tiger-from a distance, preferably separated by bars."
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32 Quotes by Stephan Pastis
Stephan Pastis has 32 quotes on this site.
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When you can't draw chameleons and you can't draw blenders, it's a bad idea to write strips where chameleons become…
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Whenever I see people with their collars up, I'm tempted to point it out to them like you would for…
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I'm very harsh on real estate agents. I'm not sure why. Maybe it's because of how the call every small…
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When I was at the University of California at Berkeley, I went to some classes that must have had more…
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I seem to be able to get away with pun strips if I add a panel at the end where…
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My wife Staci made me go to a wedding last weekend...If it weren’t for her, I’d be happy.
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If somebody is not on the same page with me humor wise, I can't give them that.
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Repeats are the absolute soul-crushing killers of the comics page.
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We need more cartoonists to truly retire when they retire, and not run repeats.
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You can write a little and can draw a little, but there's necessarily a limitation on both in a comic…
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Basically, I learned to read by reading 'Peanuts,' just wanting to know what they were saying.
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Brits have a better sense of humor in most ways. It's darker, more cutting.
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More Bars Quotes
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Hemingway is terribly limited. His technique is good for short stories, for people who meet once in a bar very…
— Wystan Hugh Auden
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Two men look out the same prison bars; one sees mud and the other stars.
— Beck
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When a little more than a teenager, I was a piano-bar pianist in the land where I was born and…
— Andrea Bocelli
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The American legal industry is a medieval guild in which the prosecutors, bar, and bench join hands to ensure that…
— Conrad Black
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I first started playing in piano bars for three reasons - to make money, to be in the company of…
— Andrea Bocelli
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I started out mopping floors, waiting tables, and tending bar at my dad's tavern. I put myself through school working…
— John Boehner
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My dad and my uncles owned a bar outside of Cincinnati. I worked there growing up, mopping floors, waiting tables.
— John Boehner
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The need to be right all the time is the biggest bar to new ideas.
— Edward de Bono
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I write to discover what I think. After all, the bars aren't open that early.
— Daniel J. Boorstin
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I've sat in sushi bars, really fine ones, and I know how hard this guy worked, how proud he is.…
— Anthony Bourdain
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The girl I find who wants to talk about quantum theory in a bar is the one I want to…
— Brandon Boyd
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When I go to a bar, I don't go looking for a girl who knows the capital of Maine.
— David Brenner
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