Babies Quote by Stanley Bing

My favorite method of procrastination is to do something else that needs doing, but not quite so imminently. Sleeping is also good, as is…

— Stanley Bing

“The truth is your servant, not your master. What is the truth, anyway? Does any of us really know what’s true? And is truth…

— Stanley Bing

"Hi," I said. She came over, licked my hand discreetly, allowed herself to be scratched for a time, chased her tail in a dignified…

— Stanley Bing

“Fear is like fire. If you don’t know how to handle it, it can kill you. But if you use it correctly, it can…

— Stanley Bing

“Cows do not sell each other hay when they are hungry. Monkeys do not sell each other bananas. Only human beings can create the…

— Stanley Bing

“When I was a young man I worked for a very good company that was very well run by very nice people who knew…

— Stanley Bing

“The beauty part of business warfare, unless your business is importing cocaine from Colombia or covering up a nuclear fuel spill in the Midwest,…

— Stanley Bing

“If you pick up a starving dog and make him prosperous, he will not bite you. That is the principal difference between a dog…

— Stanley Bing

“Don’t you ever turn your back on me when I’m talking. CITIGROUP SENIOR EXECUTIVE JAMIE DIMON TO THE COMPANY’S VICE CHAIRMAN, DERYCK MAUGHAN, AT…

— Stanley Bing

“The ways to find one’s way to Enlightenment are many. There is prayer and fasting, and some try that to great effect, but that…

— Stanley Bing

“It depends on what your definition of ‘is’ is,” he told his tormentors, and many Americans shook their heads in wonder, not only at…

— Stanley Bing

“Solve problems, don’t create them. A huge number of very dislikable people have this aggravating habit of either creating problems they can then solve…

— Stanley Bing